Hello
and thank you to Chris Cooke for inviting me.
May
I start of by welcoming Tony Armstrong as the latest Police and Crime
Commissioner candidate. Better late than never, Mr Armstrong.
Out
of 1.5 million residents in Sussex, I've said all along, God help us
if this is all we've got and its good to see someone else step up to
the plate and be counted.
But
don't be fooled. Anyone could do this job. In this room alone I
reckon all of us could do the job just as well as any of us here. As
far as i'm concerned, you only need THREE i'S to do the job. We've
all got two i's but its the third thats the most important.
INTEGRITY
– INTELLIGENCE – INDEPENDENCE.
I'm
the first to admit I was 15 years old when I just read a novel from
cover to cover. Until then I spent my head between the covers of the
2000ad comic.
But
this is where I got my INTEGRITY. Where I got the moral fibre to do
the job. I've got the spirit of Judge Dredd pumping through my heart
and I believe no one should be above the LAW.
INTELLIGENCE,
I once took an IQ test on a iphone application and scored 143. I
checked the results and to my surprise saw I'm a genius. Even I've
got to admit the iphone application was seriously flawed!!!
INDEPENDENCE
is a must. This whole idea of Police and Crime Commissioners was
created in the spirit of independence. One of the biggest complaint
of these elections is the politicization. We need free thinking
Commissioners who follow their own instincts rather than the party
line.
My
big plan for policing in Sussex is for the community to take charge
of low-level crime in their neighbourhoods, freeing the police to
concentrate on serious crime, ensuring quick, effective and efficient
response and convictions.
Everything
you want to know can be found in my Crime Plan, free to Download from
my www.sosparty.co.uk
website.
I
am serious about combating corruption, bad practice and incompetence
in Sussex Police. I want to weed out the bad police officers and
attract the good. I want to see a clean police force, a tolerant
police force and the best police force.
And
now for my big announcement: I've been on the campaign trail since
April and the big message I've heard is that Sussex is a Conservative
heart-land. Regardless of who the Conservative candidate is, they'll
win this election hands down.
Its
with this is mind that I'd be a fool to throw my £5,000 deposit down
the drain. But I'm not going to allow stupid bureaucracy stand in the
way of my perfect job.
You
won't see my name on the ballot paper. I'm introducing a new concept
in politics called GUERILLA DEMOCRACY.
If
you want to vote for me, all you'll have to do is spoil your ballot
papers by writing SOS on it. All spoilt ballot papers are counted and
if by a miracle there are more spoilt papers than any other, they can
sort through them and count how many with SOS on them.
So,
if you want a clean police force, if you want a tolerant police force
and if you want the best police force, VOTE FOR ME TO BE YOUR SUSSEX
POLICE AND CRIME COMMISSIONER...
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