Dragon's Den Application

I'm asking the Dragons to invest in me. As leader of the SOS Party I’ll use the investment to make myself a household name and in doing so ignite the spark that will ultimately bring about a new world order.
The majority of the public doesn’t vote, it's these people I’ll target with my unique brand of politics, which entertains not bores.
Revenue will be from merchandise sells, such as tee shirts, books, DVDs etc, plus national tours and TV programs.
I'll use the investment to build a HQ and TV studio, plus launch a campaign at the next general election.
I’ve written books on the subject (The SOS Manifesto http://www.myebook.com/index.php?option=ebook&id=29788) and have published a collection of true life stories (http://www.taylortales.co.uk), plus numerous youtube videos. (http://www.youtube.com/user/taylormotm?feature=mhum)
A hundred years from now, when we all live in a world free of war, poverty and child-abuse, a world in which we have contact with Interstellar Species who share their technologies because Humanity has progressed. We will remember the Dragon’s sparked the light, which made it happen.
This is a unique opportunity for the Dragon’s to make history.
Make history by investing in ‘his (Matthew Taylor’s) story’.
Check out www.matthewtaylor.yolasite.com for further information.
(Author, Writer, Actor, Performer, Film Maker, Life Coach, Father and Son)
I'm the newest political talent waiting to be discovered.

Father & Son (Hello World)

Taylor Tales: Jail-Break

A Paradigm Shift

I've had a paradigm shift. I no longer see myself as a fat man, but instead a thin man trapped in a fat man's body.

Weight check= 18st 11lbs

Keep on Running

I'm fat

I’m 19 stone 1 pound. Fuck me that’s heavy.

My goal is to lose the weight of a baby (in the region of 9lbs 10ozs), because when you look at me it looks like I’m carrying a baby.

I’m so fat that my waistline was larger than my girl friend’s when she was 9 months pregnant.

I wish I was the first pregnant man in history, but no the truth is I’m just fat.

I went for an hour run tonight and enjoyed it immensely. It was brilliant and I loved every minute.

Thus my plan is to go running three times a week. Buy a Pilates DVD, eat less and only eat fruit as snacks. No more crisps, biscuits and other high calorie foods.

Oh yeah, and for the first time in my life I’m weighing myself.

It’s time to get anal about weight.

THE SOS WAR PLAN

Who’s crazier?

Political leaders who send our fittest and brightest men to death in the name of war or I for promoting the idea of fighting wars with lasers in which no-one dies?

How many times have past soldiers, scholars and poets told us about the futility of war? But yet society refuses to listen.

If you haven't already, please check out the THE SOS WAR PLAN and tell me who's mad?